Dragon

I'm on my way to Kraków, the home of Poland's most famous dragon.
Smok Wawełski was his name, and he lived in a cave under the Waweł Hill.
Krak was the name of the young boy whose bravery ended the dragon's terrible reign. He stuffed three roast sheep with the hottest spices he could find - and threw in plenty of sulphur just to make sure - then he left this tasty-looking meal at the entrance of the cave. As soon as the sun rose, or certainly as soon as he woke from the hangover that a reign of terror probably brings, Smok Wawełski dragged himself out of his lair. How glad he was to see that he didn't have far to go to find breakfast that morning! Down went the sheep, perhaps not enough for a full breakfast, but certainly good enough to make a start. Oh dear me, this breakfast certainly packs a punch! To try to cool his stomach from the onslaught of Krak's unusual cookery skills, he dashed down to the river and drank, and drank, and drank. Half the river went down his scaly throat but not a bit of good did it do him. And what happened next? All that water and all that sulphur...and Smok Wawełski exploded! The reign of terror was over. The locals had a different kind of rain to deal with as that dragon hit them with everything he had...they were picking dragon's teeth out of the porridge for months afterwards. Oh well, it was a lot less to worry about now. All thanks to Krak, the shoemaker's apprentice. Thanks, Krak!
